And what an experience it's been thus far. Oh yes.
I've learned a few things in the past few weeks that I thought I'd share with you. Here goes...
- Nose pickers gross me out. They have no shame as they dig in there and pull out a doozy.
- Booger eaters make me want to yack. Especially when they are chewing away on the slimy ooze, then look to their fingers in hope of finding some more delicious goodness.
- 6th graders love, love, LOVE cheesy jokes. And I love the 10 second pause they take before actually getting the joke. (The one I told "Why was the nose sad? Because he did not get picked"--I was hoping the nose picker/eater would get the double entendre I was exposing him to...but no such luck).
- I have no clue about science. Seriously. Lights on, but nobody is home. I should've paid more attention in school.
- My math skills versus today's math skills are completely different. As a matter-of-fact, my way of performing mathematical functions are "old-fashioned", as in "Dr. Collins is that the old-fashioned way of doing math?" Bite me.
- Our special education teachers are actually angels, goddesses, saints--you name it. Of all the substitute experiences I had these past few weeks, this particular class took the cake. I fell instantly in love with the kids, who were the kindest and sweetest little kids ever. Except perhaps the boy who wanted to discuss weapons, drugs, and body parts--just typical conversations I have on a daily basis with students--NOT! Or the poor little girl who burst into tears because she couldn't find her paper. Some of us are equipped to handle complete meltdowns every 30 seconds, and some of us simply are not. I don't think I need to say which category I fall into. Regardless, to do this work every day is without question a gift from above given to a few. Thank God for them!
- The "Dr." in front of my name confuses the young. They asked me countless times what hospital I worked at and when I found the time to be a doctor. Funny! Especially since I am extremely nervous around anyone who looks, acts, or is ill in the slightest of manners.
- I have a presence. I am little, but I am fierce. And I don't even have to say a thing. Pretty cool.
- These kids adore their teachers. And they love the other teachers in my building. I loved when they asked if I could always be their sub--how cute is that?
- The gullibility of 6th graders is priceless. When asked who was teaching my class, I told them 8th graders are so together they don't need teachers. I leave the instructions on the board and they just get it done (yeah, right). "Wow, can't wait to be in 8th grade" was heard more than once.